Daydreams of Daisy Logg

Back on the Road, again

2009-02-10T19:42:00.004Z

Yes, we'se is still here, an we'se is still looking after our two-leggs, not that they needs much of that these days, getting quite well trained now, for two-leggs, the Spooky and me, well, we got them pretty well dancin to our tunes now, they'se even stopt callin me Masiy Lutt when I gets them up in the dark o'clock time so's I can go for a poo in the back yard, speshhly when it's howlin a nasty windy gail out there, but then that's whot two-leggs is for isn't they, that an getting me dinns ready, an flumpin up me bed, an picking up me poo, and givin me a good brushin (so'se I keep lookin good!), mind you there was a time a couple of weeks ago when I thought all me trainin had gone, well, gone to the dogs (as the two-leggs say), his puter thing went doo-lally-tat on him, somethin called a' troja norse' an he says it et up half his files and things, afore he managed to shut the puter thing off, then it went away for a couple of days, an when it camed back he was sat at it and was a-mutterin like a demented thing, going on about have put everyfing back in its stable or somefing, kept on about Ree in Stalls, thought that was a horse he was on about...
But it's back, an he's back, an we'se back, too
See Ya Agen Soon

Limpy!

2009-01-26T19:49:00.003Z

Hi all,Muckinfutt here!
Well.I just thought i'd give you a quick update on what's happening here,Dom is still with us,but he's going to his new owners on sunday,Shadow left us for warmer climes the other week,he's joined an elite bunch of greys who have flown in an "hairyplane"according to wor Dad,anyways,he is now living on Jersey,thanks to the good people at Jersey RGT(check out there website,Shadow is now called Fagin,pics and all on their site.Ed!).
There's a big dispute going on between wor two-leggs as they both want to adopt another grey,trouble is they both want different ones!
Anywayz,getting back to Limpy,theyz installed "laminate floorz" at wor den,this means we all keep doin impressions of Bambi on ice an crashin inter things,so everyday a different one of us is limpy!We have told them two-leggs it's alright for them but we want summat doin about this floorz,so we'll keep you posted what appens.
All fer now,
M

Revolving door policy!

2009-01-01T14:22:00.002Z

Hi all,
A happy 2009 to all my loyal readers(n them us read Daisy as well!).
It's all getting a bit confusing at this end,we wuz minding our own biznezz yesterday when wor Dad went for a walk an came back with Shadow,we ain't seen him for over a year,anyhow,seems his two-legg ain't doing too well so he's back with us.
Then,just as we were all getting settled,the two-leggs nipped out for an hour and come back with Dom,a big white an black spotted thing,these new un's are full of thereselfs and its getting crowded.I thought we was on a new one in one out policy,but it seems that must of bin last year!2009 seems to be the year of the revolving door,I must remember to keep coming back in and turfing those new uns out!
Hope your recovering Daisy an see you soon,
Muckinfutt!
An now time for some slee.....zZzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz...................

IN THE DOGHOUSE (OooOOooOOoOoOOoooohh)

2008-12-29T21:11:00.002Z

Oh woe is me, for I have sin'd, and I have bin a bad (but still pretty!) gal, an I has been and gotten the mostest dog-orful belly ache in the history of belly-aches, cos I has sinned that worstest sin of all sins, and I is payin' for it, big time, an I means BIG time with a capital OUCH!
My two-legg went and left a half a tin of Heroes on my other bed, (well, he'll say its a sofa, but I'se the one who kips on it every night!) an he never specifically actually really told me NOT to eat them, so I did, eat some that is, at least I was eaten them till that sneaky snooki went and did a Lassie on me an tolded on me and I got me ears bent, then I got a choccy rush and couldna sleep at all that night, and then I got the screaming belly and then my bum went squirty-splat all over the place an I aint feeling too good still and I'se sorry and just luv them Heroes and I aint gonna eat no more... nott'n less'n he leaves'em lyin' round agen hee hee, ohh oooh, g'night poops
(pass the alka-seltza!)
The Pretty (awful!) One

Tinsel

2008-12-23T18:53:00.001Z

Well lo an behold,after me telling youse that my two-leggs don't want Tinsel,they went out friday nite an come back with this little fawn lurcher called Tinsel! I tried explaining to her that they don't want no Tinsel an we don't do lurchers here,just LOADS of greyhounds,anyways it seems they took pity on her as she been out running the streets an has cigarette burns on her head,but she's on her way to somewhere called LURCHERLINK (check out their website-ED),which is apparently like our kennel but for lurchers.
Anyhowz,the two-leggs reckon they don't do krizmaz,but I think they showed some proper krizmaz spirit(proberly gin knowing wor mum!)in helping Tinsel,and you know what,she's kinda cute!
Mary Krizmaz,
Muckinfutt!

Krizmaz

2008-12-17T17:46:00.002Z

Well it's been a month now since Daisylogg found time to entertain us,so I thought I'd better say something.After that snotty rant from Doreen Snogg(she always thought she was better than she is!)I have had to take some advice and learn to use a new-fangled gizmo called a SPELLCHECKER!
Anyhow,wor two-leggs are getting all stressed about something called Krizmaz,apparently it happens every time the long dark days come and they get all stressed and try to avoid it!They keep saying how everyone elses kennel should be like ours,none of these indoor toilets for male dogs,no papers with pictures on,no tinsel(whatever that is),no presents.I don't know what all the fuss is about,we haven't had these things the last 3 times the long darks have been here,I can't remember them at all,I was in me racing kennel before that.
Apparently wor two leggs reckon that us mutts shouldn't be left in kennels at Krizmaz,so if you can help get one of our mates out of the prison-kennel PLEASE get in touch!
And now i'm supposed to wish you all a Mary Krizmaz apparently!
Muckinfutt.

Huhhhhhhhhh

2008-11-18T20:56:00.002Z

Wassat stuffy, stuck-up, mutt-head gone and written now, calling us higgerunt! stupid snot, she's gonna get her cumupence if she dont watch out, I'm telling you, I knew she was up to something, been watching me doing me blogg-thing of late, sitting on me shoulder, taking it all in, thought she was finally getting to come round to my way of thinking, but oh no, seems she was just storing up the snots and spits for the blogg, well, she's in fer it now, wait till bed time, I'm gonna get the new sofa, and not let her on at all, so there, yah boo sux, you silly old mutt, dunning stogg indeed, more line dunking stodge iffen you ask me.
Well, got me two-legg looking over me shoulder, asking iffen I want out....

Bye

I Say, A Little Decorum, Puleeeze

2008-11-18T20:29:00.003Z

Well, Hello.
Firstly, let me introduce myself. I am known to some as the' really pretty one', not that pretender, Daisy Logg, yes this is Dunning Stogg.
And it seems that it has fallen to me to bring this blogg-thing back to some semblance of sanity.
I note, with a certain amount of worry, the steadily falling standards of the grammar and spelling used on this page. Oh how it offends the eyes to read; even worse, I have to be on the same page as this, this, incoherent, uncouth, utterly unreadable dross that my hapless predecessors have penned. I am appalled to say the least.
I would ask that each and everyone of you petition your two-legg to stop reading this filth.
Um, wait, if you do that, then um, I won't be able to raise my diatribes against the obvioulsy ignorant previous authors of this blogg.
Hmmm, come to think of it, please do keep reading, keep reading and heeding my words, words of wisdom, words that make some sort of sense (to me, at least!).
So, till I can set paw to page again, I suppose, that I will have to endure the ramblings of the untutored, the twittering of the unlettered and the company of fools (and the two-leggs as well!)
Until we meet again, I bid you a fond and friendly fare-thee-well.
Dunning Stogg x x x x x x x x x x x x

OMIGOD!!!!!!!

2008-11-18T18:49:00.002Z

Storm ere agen,i demanded the right ter reply after terday!NO FOOD agen this morn,then off ter the VETS.Knocked me out an when i woke up me teef wuz all cleen an shiny,BUT me crown jewels ave dissappeared!I'll be glad wen I get ter me NEW OWNER's termorrer,things can only get better,anyweyz,thanks ter Muckinfutt fer me 15 minutes o fame,x-facter next week mebbe!
Storm

Not quite so bored........

2008-11-17T19:18:00.002Z

Well I don't know,Mouse went last night an we wuz just gerrin settled dahn a bit when wor Dad comes in wi STORM!He's a titchy get so i'll just hand over to him fer a change..........
Whaaa,me,say summat!Well,i'm Storm,an all these others are bigger n me an intimidtat,interbe,oh frightnin!Let me tell yer,I wuz laid on me bed this after at the pound wen the two-legg sez,cum on,it's your turn.Well I hadn't had me bait an I thort,it's a funny time fer a walk an the two-legg that wuz there put me in his car,we went fer a walk at a pertol sersivez wer I got sum crisps(cheese n onion,luvverly!),then we went to see a loverly two-legg who apparently is my NEW OWNER warrever that means,then we cum ere an i met these BIG dogs who think i'm a whippet,even though i got tatts in me ear an me mam n dad are greyhounds,anywayz theyz all laffin cos i got bits between me legs an they reckon i'm gonna lose em termorrer an they wonder why i'm worried by em!parrently i ain't stoppin ere long,so this is me ony chance ter say summat,so ave a look at me foto (on the dogs waiting for homes page,ED)cos i'm ere terday n gone day after termorre they sez.God i'm cute though!Good things comes in small sizes!
Taa-raaa! STORM!

Bored......

2008-11-16T14:29:00.002Z

Nothing new or unusual happenin here,we went peeple-pleesin yesterday,borin,went walks,borin,some of us bin out checkin out new pads(homevisiting prospective new-owners,ED),but wurst of all we keep gerrin more newcomers in here!I remember when there wer ony a few on us,Me,Lara-moo,connielushes n Marlinater,then Woody n Lucy kem ter liv wi us,then Misty the owd git,then owd Jack turned up a couple months back,Gem last week,(she likes cats,weird!)now Mouse is ere fer a few days,I just don't knaa wurr ter lie doon.Wor Dad reckens sum o em is gannin soon,can't wait,I might get a good bed in a good spot,speakin o which I can see wun noo,Tarranow! zzzzzzzzzz........zzzzzzzzzzz............zzzzzzzzzz............zzz

World war 3

2008-11-05T18:08:00.002Z

Muckinfutt here an i'm muckin fed up alright!Me two-leggs reckon there called fireworks but a mate o mine sez its like the somme in WW1 with all the bangs an pops.Two of me beautiful girlies have had there ears stuffed with cotton wool,it's beyond a joke.These horrible two-leggs complain about wor poo an which bags an bins wor two-leggs have to use,then cause all this racket terrifying us all.If we caused this much trouble we'd be on a one way trip to the vets I can tell you!
Ban the damn things once an fer all,they don't do no good,they even keeping us all awake......................................................................................................... :-(

Cats-bells

2008-10-30T20:41:00.003Z

Well we did go on Molly-daze,n we din't see no cats or hear no bells when wor two-leggs said we wuz on catbells.We got lucky though with only one 4 hour route march up there,twer reet windy n wet nerly all the time.We went ter Manchester first,I knaa that name cos I seen em in red racing jackets chasing a big ball on the noise an light machine in the corner of wor den,but all I saw wer wor Dad n his toy planes,mechanical flying rabbits if yer ask me!
One day it were really blowin an the see through lid came off wor tin-tent,we din't ger out much but that suited us cos we got plenty of sleep......speaking of sle...........ZZzz....ZZzz..............

Yupperty Yup - Its mee again - The PRETTY one

2008-10-29T16:58:00.002Z

Been off and about and around for a while, so I ain't had time to put paw to keypad and fill you lot in with my ruminations and thoughts and things, so I have forced myself to MAKE time to bring you up to date with me and myself, so that I can tell you about the other weekend when I was definitely not in the finest flush of health, cos of my belly, of course, it got the better of me, again, but I'm not admitting to anything, not much, anyway, but when my female type two-legg had been to the man-on-the-market, and bought in a full weeks supply of those fab, tasty and absolutely scrumptious treats for the spooks and me, she went and left them on the table, overnight, lights out, uncovered, not locked away, and I can see that you have clicked on, aint ya, well you is right, I got the bag off the table and I et the lot (almost) yup, all bar one stick, the WHOLE weeks treats, for the both of us...
I can honsestly state that my body has never evacuated itself in such an explosive manner, talk about Rocket Power, I could have given that Bluebird car a good run for it's money, which I wouldn't mind having a handfull of right now, so I could repay my two-leggs for eatin' the treats they bought us, talkin about treats, I smell biccies...
TTFN for now.
I remain, my greatest fan, ME!

More Molly-daze

2008-10-18T21:23:00.002+01:00

Well I ain't seen Daisylogg since we been on Molly-daze,oh excep fer in the distance at the monthly walk,er two-leggs must of bin in a rush cos we cudn't keep up with all the green toilet to sniff an use.Anyhow,weez gan on Molly-daze agin termorrer,i fink,wor dad as got the tin-tent behind the wheels agin,mum as put wor food in it so we think were off,don't know where,don't care as long as it's restful an we can get lerdz of zzzzz's.A long time ago we got dragged up some weird hills,one of em was called catbells,but we dint see NO cats!Hope we ain't goin there agin cos that was really tiring,3 days of routemarches!Just thinking about it is making me sleepy.................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Molly-Daze - Whats them?

2008-09-29T19:23:00.002+01:00

I see the 'M' character has been sticking his cold, wet black nose into my business, again, so I just gotta answer his latest load of wuffle, and that means I have got to put the cat among the greyhounds here, he DID go on hims Molly-daze, but the Spooky and me (the pretty one - officially!) have been to prison, yeah, thats right, locked up in that gurt big kennel up North, yeah, you know the one, the one thats full of INNOCENT prisoners, all banged up for no reason at all, I remember a place just like from my dim and distant (but still quite pretty) past, when I was in the athletical side of the business, not just a beautiful model for the breed, back way back when..., and that was (not) such a long time ago, really, but I think it was longer ago than yesterday, and I've been asleep at least twice since then, and I really do NOT need my beauty sleep, cos I really am the mostest pretty one, and that still doesn't excuse being incarssur- incarsterio- locked up for ten days while my two-leggs go Yorking it off in their tin-tent, we've been with them before, why couldn't we go with them this time?
Too Late - I've been thinking - so I'll need an extra two thousand winks...
TTFN
Your greatest fan (Oh thats me!)
Z Z Z Z Z z z z z z zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Molly-days!

2008-09-28T18:55:00.002+01:00

Hi All,
Muckinfutt here again.Don't know whazz hap-nin wiv Daisylogg,mebbe her two-leggs have taken her an Spooky on Molly-days,that's what we just did.
Appartlly....aperently....Oh ,It seems that Molly-days is where we all gets in the movin-kennel,gets the tin-tent on the back an goes fer ages until we end up in a BIG field.Theres lerdz of bunnies an we get to watch em all day an night an wez not allard ter chase em.Very strange!Wor Dad leaves all 10 of us all day wiv Mum an "goes flyin"which is sommat ter do wiv toy planes which look like flyin bunnies ter me.Mum has a good drink with Aunty Julie an we seen some Zombie mutts(Editors note:Weimaraners!)an decide ter chase em.Pity Mum decided it wuz a good time ter go face-skiing as we dragged her across the field!Anyhow after 3 dark sleeps we cum home,an I still ain't seen ole Daisy fer ages.
Ta-ta fer nar,
M

Peeple-pleesin

2008-09-13T16:20:00.002+01:00

Muckinfutt here,just standin in fer Daisylogg,er two-leggs is avin an orfday or dayorf or sumfin,anyhow,they ain't been to Brocksbushes farm shop like we have to do some peeple-pleesin(meet and greet they call it?)Anyhow,we was all crashed out on a bed,tryin to get a million Z's,as you do an these two-leggs kept comin and wakin us up to say how pretty an sweet an nice we is,I had to go an eat some green toilet to make me sick the way they wuz goin on....Anyhow,I digresssss,we wuz sayin how Daisylogg reckons she's so pretty,but she ain't here so we wuz deciding who wuz prettiest,but that in't fair cuz my girl Connielush ain't got no tail an has an extra bend in er leg wur she fell over on the track,yet I reckon she's pertyer than em all,even Daisylogg,but we cudn't agree an then we all fell asleep again,then the wheels stopd an whaddya know,we wuz home an dinnertime an now its sleep time an......................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Forgotten but Not Gone

2008-09-08T19:31:00.005+01:00

Just to let you know, I may have been forgotten, but I ain't gone... Who said "SHAME!"... I'll get you for that, if I can ever work out who it was, and I've got pretty good ears I can tell you, well, I've got pretty ears anyway, may not be the mostest accurate when it comes to listening, cos I got this same problem my two-legg has, with his ears that is, it's called SAD, that's Selective Auditory Deafness, it just means that I only hear what is beneficial to me, like when someone says 'sweets', I can hear that from two miles away, but if someone standing next to me says 'worming drops' then I somehow seem to miss that bit, ain't it funny, my two-legg is exactly the same when it comes to phrases like 'what's yours' and 'it's your round', well Spooky is running around like a mutt with it's tail on fire, better go see what's on offer in the kitchen . . .
Your favourite pretty one.

This is Pepper, just one of my MANY, Many, oh so many, admiring fans

Thank you - Thank you one and all...

And that's Me (the Pretty! one) on the Left
with my (Hmmm) Two-legg
and my, almost as Pretty, Mummy (Mindy)

Whether its the Weather or not!

2008-09-04T15:08:00.003+01:00

What has happened to the Summer, no don't answer that, I'm just about ready to rip a tissue, when was the last time you got dragged out on a warm(ish) September evening and had to wear a humping gert, heavy, thick, soooo out-of-style coat, just to keep the heavens from washing the shine out of your coat, no, don't even bother to dig out the last five years diaries, cos I can answer that one myself, and it's a gert, big, resounding and emphatic (I've forgotten what the question was!) Oh Yes, right, the weather, yeah, well, it's a complete washout, never seen the likes of it since the last time, which was even that long ago, that I've forgotten the question again, so - okay - you are now going to see a miracle.
Ta-Da.
I took a breath and started a new paragraph, hey, joke-time, did you hear the one about the pair of two-leggs that got divorced on religious grounds, no, well, he thought he was God, she didn't! No, I don't get it either, why would he think he was a dyslexic dog? must be something to do with two-leggs, again, still don't understand them, can't work out why they have to stab their food, when its already dead, why can't they just shove their face in their food and eat, like civilised dogs do, and why do they watch silly boxes with moving colours on their fronts, but I do like their choice of dog's beds, you know the ones, called sofas... mines calling right now
Tara fans

I Am Officially 'PRETTY'

2008-08-31T20:31:00.005+01:00

Hey, I like this volunteering lark, it works wonders, dunnit?, so there I am, actually moaning at the start of today, having been dragged all the way up to Druridge Bay, to take part in this Pets in the Park day thingy, and that silly walk on the Beach as well, so okay, I did raise £40 for my (paws crossed!) favourite two-legg, and I still don't know why we had to walk up and down that misty, damp beach, could'nt see a thing, but don't fret (hee hee) we made it back in one piece, well, I got him back that is, then we had a bit of a nibble on lunch and I tried to show all those two-leggs EXACTLY what a greyhound is for, well, that is sleeping, of course, aint it? so then I'm woken up to be dragged of to this registration thingy and my two-legg writes something on the table, gives the other two-legg a squid, thought that was food, not a shiny little round thing, and then I gets taken back to bed, well, brill thinks I, till they grabs me up again and swishes both me and the spooky off to this enclosure thingy and lines us up with all these funny shaped greyhounds that werent really greyhounds, but things called 'other breeds' then this other two-legg comes round us all, not once, but back and forth like some little lost puppy, then she tags this rond thing on one stumpy legged creature, then one on me, then one on athis funny black lump of fur, and I'm told I'm the second prettiest bitch in the show, SO?!?!? - I knew that already, got to let the Spooky think she is the prettiest, but this two-legg says I'm prettier than Spooky, YEAH, Ya-Boo, so there! And don't you forget it, smarty-pants, and I've got the ROSY-ette to prove it, and don't I just look the bizz.....
Better nip off and slap some pretty-potion on, don't wanna droop now, do we..
Ta-ra fans

P.S. This was my friend, Princess, showing her two-legg how to get round the agility course - such a graceful creature, and royalty too, no less... (but NOT as pretty as me!!!!!)

Time to Put Up or Shurrup!

2008-08-26T20:16:00.002+01:00

Oh, the utter ingom-ignim-ignominity, SHAME of it all, I've been shopped, I've been bubbled and I've been done-in, all in one fell swoop, and it will never be the same again, just think of it, I really have put my big paw in it this time, told the gang that I could easilly walk a couple of miles, and with both me front paws tied behind me back, but now I am going to live to regret that boast, that is if I live through it at all, I have been VOLUNTEERED, that is I have been SHANGHI-ed, Russian-Rouletted and Donald Ducked, all in one, cos my sorry no-tailed, two-leggy has gone and entered me for the sponsored walk at the Pets in the Park day next Sunday, so I implore all of you, get your wallets and purses out, and sponsor me, cos I reckon that if you sponsor me for enough I may not have to do it at all, and thats more like the kind of life I like to live, what with all the beds I have to test in our house, and all the food that needs my special tasting techniques, you know the style I use, I just inhale and the food seems to disappear, if it doesn't then know it's off, so I just beg for more, and I'm being told that the walk will do wonders for my waistline, and keep me looking trim and fit, so that's his game, hmm, not a bad thought though, might even catch the eye of some smart guy there, hey I can't wait to get out there and get walking, come along and cheer me on, and sponsor me for ga-zillions of squids of what ever, oops, it's time to take my nap, gotta get at least fourty thousand winks a day in...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Daisy

aaaaAAAAAARRRRRGUGHGUGHHHHHHH!

2008-08-22T19:13:00.004+01:00

What is it with the weather these day, no don't even try to answer that one, coz we'll only get into another one of those snarly girly fights again, and we know what will happen then, don't we, no don't answer that either, cos the weathers has got me all wound up tighter that a ticks teeth in a tantrum, and I really do hate the weather right now, cos I want to get out and have a damn good blast from my -(btm)- if you know what I mean, but my two-legs are too busy keeping out of the weather to go out into the weather, and when I ask for a 'comfort break' as the two-legs call it, all I get is the back door opened and thrown out into the back yard, well, I keep trying to tell them, it's like the old saying about two-legs who play-away, you don't do-it on your own door-step, and then they try to make me out to be the villain when it comes time to pick it up and they've got to go out into the rain and the wind and the cold and bend over and pull their tee-shirt out of their jeans and get rain and wind on their poor backs, and we don't have to go out in the same conditions to DO IT in the first place, what would they say if I just did it in the middle of the carpet, betchya they wouldn't thank me for making sure that they kept dry and warm now, would they, and my bum is telling me that if I don't go now, I'll be breaking Usain Bolt's latest world record, well, I could do that easilly, but not right now, I gotta move real slow, or I'll lose control and .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
sorry!

Wow - Just woke up from a 7 day gonk-out...

2008-08-18T19:52:00.003+01:00

Well, hello dearies, yes its me again, your favourite colour - Dog!
Gosh what a week that was, can't remember a thing about it, not after Bella's BBQ last Sunday, gosh, what a pig-out that was, all these two-legs gettin' together to have a face binging session, pumping all those collester-rolls down their necks, stuffed with burgers and bangers and bean salad and stuff, and what were we offered, us poor hard walked, hard working, hard done-to, sweet lil'ole greyhounds, yes, you got it, bits of burnt banger, and cold bits at that, not the hot stuff straight off the posh new barby-queue, Oh No! I can tell you, it was the posh stuff for them and the gosh stuff for the likes of lil-ole me and the other dozen greyhounds that turned up, and we out-numberered the two-legs by at least a few, yes, by that many too, so we got our heads together, did us mutts, and we planned a form, or was it formed a plan - either way, under the direction of Ms Marlon, Canny Connie and the rest of the Grewsome Greysome, we set out to raid the party, we did it in style, I'm telling you, working in pairs and two and threes, or something, we started to tour the plates, one would set up the old 'pleading eye' routine while the other sneaked a burger or two directly out from under their noses, just goes to prove that a two-legs nose is only good for stopping their eyes falling into their mouths, but, yet again I digress, that's a lovely word - digress - means to ramble off without control, just like my brain did last week, had to sleep off all that excess food we filched at the barby-thing, so it digressed on me and I've only just come back to the land of the living, and now it's walkies time, sorry, gotta go and keep the poo bag manufactureres in a job I suppose, well, someone has to do it...
Love to all
Daisy x x x x x x x x x x x x x

2008-08-04T19:14:00.003+01:00

Yes, as I was syaing before I was so rudely interrupted, by my dinner, my but it was delicious though, you just wouldn't believe how georgous a simple diet of 'food' can taste, an speaking of diets, that Spooky I have to live with, though put up with seems more appropriate, she's been putting on the odd gram or two just lately, and me with my perfect figure, all smooth and svelt and felt-like, golly-gosh I am looking good today, but you don't need me to tell you that, anyone, and I mean just everyone, can see that I am the mostest georgousest girlliest greyhound in the whole wide... erm 3rd rock thingy type thing, now, where was I...
Oh Yes, as I was saying, I did manage to get that tasty morsel of a bit of bonio before she did, it would have have gone straight to her hips anyway, so I really did her a big favour there, oh isn't that just too good of me! I'm so good to her, when the opportunity to rub it in presents itself...
But just look at me twittering on, I've got to get really slim by the weekend, I've been invited (through my two-legs) to go to Bella's BBQ, and we all know what that meens, lots of gullible two-legs to scrounge tasty tid-bits from, and of course I have to get more than the Spooky, she won't admit it though but she'll try and sneak more than me... See some of you there, hopefully
Ooops, gotta go, bodilly functions to attend to, if I can make that lazy two-leg to stop ogling the picture machine in the corner of the room, what if I strentch and fart! Great he got the picture.
TTFN
Da Nosey, aka Daisy Logg

All Right - Already!

2008-08-03T09:54:00.002+01:00

Golly Gosh, I'm gettin' nagged at already! Just 'cos all I said was 'Hi'...
Crickey, anyone would think that us ladies could talk for Britian, well, for England anyway, an' that lot in there (tell ya later, m'dear!) could bring in Olympic Gold they way the prattle on at times. But don't mind me, I'm just a happy, fun lovin' home gal, who just LERVES to snooze between sleeps (and dinner!)
But I digress, again. Seems to be my one (and only!) failing, digression. I find it very easy to start a conversation, but my mind keeps wanting to do other things; like playing with that furry toy in the corner over there. Have you got a furry toy like mine, it's a blue cat like thing that squeaks when I bite it, an' talkin' of bites, there's that bit of bonio I lost this morning, better not let the Spooky get hold of that, she'll snaffle anything I don't fininsh, well, I do the same to hers, like at dinner yesterday, I sneaked a quick mouthfull while she wasn't at her bowl, Hee Hee. Only trouble with that was that she was at my bowl at the time, rotten bitch! Oh Well, I'd better get that tasty morsel, before she does...
TTFN

Erm, Hi, Er, Everybody....

2008-08-01T22:51:00.001+01:00

It would seem that I have been 'volunteered!' to write a follow-on blog to Jack's LazyGreyhound blog!

Them lot back in the kennels all ganged up and voted, the bitches and the dogs (they's all bitches if you'se asks me). Well, they all says that I'se got to do it. So here Goes::..

Hi...

That wasn't so bad, for a first attempt. I might do it again - some millennium soon! Don't wait up for me...