IN THE DOGHOUSE (OooOOooOOoOoOOoooohh)

Oh woe is me, for I have sin'd, and I have bin a bad (but still pretty!) gal, an I has been and gotten the mostest dog-orful belly ache in the history of belly-aches, cos I has sinned that worstest sin of all sins, and I is payin' for it, big time, an I means BIG time with a capital OUCH!
My two-legg went and left a half a tin of Heroes on my other bed, (well, he'll say its a sofa, but I'se the one who kips on it every night!) an he never specifically actually really told me NOT to eat them, so I did, eat some that is, at least I was eaten them till that sneaky snooki went and did a Lassie on me an tolded on me and I got me ears bent, then I got a choccy rush and couldna sleep at all that night, and then I got the screaming belly and then my bum went squirty-splat all over the place an I aint feeling too good still and I'se sorry and just luv them Heroes and I aint gonna eat no more... nott'n less'n he leaves'em lyin' round agen hee hee, ohh oooh, g'night poops
(pass the alka-seltza!)
The Pretty (awful!) One