I Say, A Little Decorum, Puleeeze

Well, Hello.
Firstly, let me introduce myself. I am known to some as the' really pretty one', not that pretender, Daisy Logg, yes this is Dunning Stogg.
And it seems that it has fallen to me to bring this blogg-thing back to some semblance of sanity.
I note, with a certain amount of worry, the steadily falling standards of the grammar and spelling used on this page. Oh how it offends the eyes to read; even worse, I have to be on the same page as this, this, incoherent, uncouth, utterly unreadable dross that my hapless predecessors have penned. I am appalled to say the least.
I would ask that each and everyone of you petition your two-legg to stop reading this filth.
Um, wait, if you do that, then um, I won't be able to raise my diatribes against the obvioulsy ignorant previous authors of this blogg.
Hmmm, come to think of it, please do keep reading, keep reading and heeding my words, words of wisdom, words that make some sort of sense (to me, at least!).
So, till I can set paw to page again, I suppose, that I will have to endure the ramblings of the untutored, the twittering of the unlettered and the company of fools (and the two-leggs as well!)
Until we meet again, I bid you a fond and friendly fare-thee-well.
Dunning Stogg x x x x x x x x x x x x