Peeple-pleesin

Muckinfutt here,just standin in fer Daisylogg,er two-leggs is avin an orfday or dayorf or sumfin,anyhow,they ain't been to Brocksbushes farm shop like we have to do some peeple-pleesin(meet and greet they call it?)Anyhow,we was all crashed out on a bed,tryin to get a million Z's,as you do an these two-leggs kept comin and wakin us up to say how pretty an sweet an nice we is,I had to go an eat some green toilet to make me sick the way they wuz goin on....Anyhow,I digresssss,we wuz sayin how Daisylogg reckons she's so pretty,but she ain't here so we wuz deciding who wuz prettiest,but that in't fair cuz my girl Connielush ain't got no tail an has an extra bend in er leg wur she fell over on the track,yet I reckon she's pertyer than em all,even Daisylogg,but we cudn't agree an then we all fell asleep again,then the wheels stopd an whaddya know,we wuz home an dinnertime an now its sleep time an......................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz