Back on the Road, again

Yes, we'se is still here, an we'se is still looking after our two-leggs, not that they needs much of that these days, getting quite well trained now, for two-leggs, the Spooky and me, well, we got them pretty well dancin to our tunes now, they'se even stopt callin me Masiy Lutt when I gets them up in the dark o'clock time so's I can go for a poo in the back yard, speshhly when it's howlin a nasty windy gail out there, but then that's whot two-leggs is for isn't they, that an getting me dinns ready, an flumpin up me bed, an picking up me poo, and givin me a good brushin (so'se I keep lookin good!), mind you there was a time a couple of weeks ago when I thought all me trainin had gone, well, gone to the dogs (as the two-leggs say), his puter thing went doo-lally-tat on him, somethin called a' troja norse' an he says it et up half his files and things, afore he managed to shut the puter thing off, then it went away for a couple of days, an when it camed back he was sat at it and was a-mutterin like a demented thing, going on about have put everyfing back in its stable or somefing, kept on about Ree in Stalls, thought that was a horse he was on about...
But it's back, an he's back, an we'se back, too
See Ya Agen Soon

Limpy!

Hi all,Muckinfutt here!
Well.I just thought i'd give you a quick update on what's happening here,Dom is still with us,but he's going to his new owners on sunday,Shadow left us for warmer climes the other week,he's joined an elite bunch of greys who have flown in an "hairyplane"according to wor Dad,anyways,he is now living on Jersey,thanks to the good people at Jersey RGT(check out there website,Shadow is now called Fagin,pics and all on their site.Ed!).
There's a big dispute going on between wor two-leggs as they both want to adopt another grey,trouble is they both want different ones!
Anywayz,getting back to Limpy,theyz installed "laminate floorz" at wor den,this means we all keep doin impressions of Bambi on ice an crashin inter things,so everyday a different one of us is limpy!We have told them two-leggs it's alright for them but we want summat doin about this floorz,so we'll keep you posted what appens.
All fer now,
M

Revolving door policy!

Hi all,
A happy 2009 to all my loyal readers(n them us read Daisy as well!).
It's all getting a bit confusing at this end,we wuz minding our own biznezz yesterday when wor Dad went for a walk an came back with Shadow,we ain't seen him for over a year,anyhow,seems his two-legg ain't doing too well so he's back with us.
Then,just as we were all getting settled,the two-leggs nipped out for an hour and come back with Dom,a big white an black spotted thing,these new un's are full of thereselfs and its getting crowded.I thought we was on a new one in one out policy,but it seems that must of bin last year!2009 seems to be the year of the revolving door,I must remember to keep coming back in and turfing those new uns out!
Hope your recovering Daisy an see you soon,
Muckinfutt!
An now time for some slee.....zZzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz...................

IN THE DOGHOUSE (OooOOooOOoOoOOoooohh)

Oh woe is me, for I have sin'd, and I have bin a bad (but still pretty!) gal, an I has been and gotten the mostest dog-orful belly ache in the history of belly-aches, cos I has sinned that worstest sin of all sins, and I is payin' for it, big time, an I means BIG time with a capital OUCH!
My two-legg went and left a half a tin of Heroes on my other bed, (well, he'll say its a sofa, but I'se the one who kips on it every night!) an he never specifically actually really told me NOT to eat them, so I did, eat some that is, at least I was eaten them till that sneaky snooki went and did a Lassie on me an tolded on me and I got me ears bent, then I got a choccy rush and couldna sleep at all that night, and then I got the screaming belly and then my bum went squirty-splat all over the place an I aint feeling too good still and I'se sorry and just luv them Heroes and I aint gonna eat no more... nott'n less'n he leaves'em lyin' round agen hee hee, ohh oooh, g'night poops
(pass the alka-seltza!)
The Pretty (awful!) One

Tinsel

Well lo an behold,after me telling youse that my two-leggs don't want Tinsel,they went out friday nite an come back with this little fawn lurcher called Tinsel! I tried explaining to her that they don't want no Tinsel an we don't do lurchers here,just LOADS of greyhounds,anyways it seems they took pity on her as she been out running the streets an has cigarette burns on her head,but she's on her way to somewhere called LURCHERLINK (check out their website-ED),which is apparently like our kennel but for lurchers.
Anyhowz,the two-leggs reckon they don't do krizmaz,but I think they showed some proper krizmaz spirit(proberly gin knowing wor mum!)in helping Tinsel,and you know what,she's kinda cute!
Mary Krizmaz,
Muckinfutt!

Krizmaz

Well it's been a month now since Daisylogg found time to entertain us,so I thought I'd better say something.After that snotty rant from Doreen Snogg(she always thought she was better than she is!)I have had to take some advice and learn to use a new-fangled gizmo called a SPELLCHECKER!
Anyhow,wor two-leggs are getting all stressed about something called Krizmaz,apparently it happens every time the long dark days come and they get all stressed and try to avoid it!They keep saying how everyone elses kennel should be like ours,none of these indoor toilets for male dogs,no papers with pictures on,no tinsel(whatever that is),no presents.I don't know what all the fuss is about,we haven't had these things the last 3 times the long darks have been here,I can't remember them at all,I was in me racing kennel before that.
Apparently wor two leggs reckon that us mutts shouldn't be left in kennels at Krizmaz,so if you can help get one of our mates out of the prison-kennel PLEASE get in touch!
And now i'm supposed to wish you all a Mary Krizmaz apparently!
Muckinfutt.

Huhhhhhhhhh

Wassat stuffy, stuck-up, mutt-head gone and written now, calling us higgerunt! stupid snot, she's gonna get her cumupence if she dont watch out, I'm telling you, I knew she was up to something, been watching me doing me blogg-thing of late, sitting on me shoulder, taking it all in, thought she was finally getting to come round to my way of thinking, but oh no, seems she was just storing up the snots and spits for the blogg, well, she's in fer it now, wait till bed time, I'm gonna get the new sofa, and not let her on at all, so there, yah boo sux, you silly old mutt, dunning stogg indeed, more line dunking stodge iffen you ask me.
Well, got me two-legg looking over me shoulder, asking iffen I want out....

Bye

I Say, A Little Decorum, Puleeeze

Well, Hello.
Firstly, let me introduce myself. I am known to some as the' really pretty one', not that pretender, Daisy Logg, yes this is Dunning Stogg.
And it seems that it has fallen to me to bring this blogg-thing back to some semblance of sanity.
I note, with a certain amount of worry, the steadily falling standards of the grammar and spelling used on this page. Oh how it offends the eyes to read; even worse, I have to be on the same page as this, this, incoherent, uncouth, utterly unreadable dross that my hapless predecessors have penned. I am appalled to say the least.
I would ask that each and everyone of you petition your two-legg to stop reading this filth.
Um, wait, if you do that, then um, I won't be able to raise my diatribes against the obvioulsy ignorant previous authors of this blogg.
Hmmm, come to think of it, please do keep reading, keep reading and heeding my words, words of wisdom, words that make some sort of sense (to me, at least!).
So, till I can set paw to page again, I suppose, that I will have to endure the ramblings of the untutored, the twittering of the unlettered and the company of fools (and the two-leggs as well!)
Until we meet again, I bid you a fond and friendly fare-thee-well.
Dunning Stogg x x x x x x x x x x x x

OMIGOD!!!!!!!

Storm ere agen,i demanded the right ter reply after terday!NO FOOD agen this morn,then off ter the VETS.Knocked me out an when i woke up me teef wuz all cleen an shiny,BUT me crown jewels ave dissappeared!I'll be glad wen I get ter me NEW OWNER's termorrer,things can only get better,anyweyz,thanks ter Muckinfutt fer me 15 minutes o fame,x-facter next week mebbe!
Storm

Not quite so bored........

Well I don't know,Mouse went last night an we wuz just gerrin settled dahn a bit when wor Dad comes in wi STORM!He's a titchy get so i'll just hand over to him fer a change..........
Whaaa,me,say summat!Well,i'm Storm,an all these others are bigger n me an intimidtat,interbe,oh frightnin!Let me tell yer,I wuz laid on me bed this after at the pound wen the two-legg sez,cum on,it's your turn.Well I hadn't had me bait an I thort,it's a funny time fer a walk an the two-legg that wuz there put me in his car,we went fer a walk at a pertol sersivez wer I got sum crisps(cheese n onion,luvverly!),then we went to see a loverly two-legg who apparently is my NEW OWNER warrever that means,then we cum ere an i met these BIG dogs who think i'm a whippet,even though i got tatts in me ear an me mam n dad are greyhounds,anywayz theyz all laffin cos i got bits between me legs an they reckon i'm gonna lose em termorrer an they wonder why i'm worried by em!parrently i ain't stoppin ere long,so this is me ony chance ter say summat,so ave a look at me foto (on the dogs waiting for homes page,ED)cos i'm ere terday n gone day after termorre they sez.God i'm cute though!Good things comes in small sizes!
Taa-raaa! STORM!